It’s time.

Time for a talk about your butt cheeks.

And I’m specifically talking to the women that are pushing the high waist low cut denim shorts trend forward.

Short shorts are great, but you don’t need to walk around with your butt cheeks hanging out.

For real. Ain’t no body go time for that!

When you do it means you’ve crossed over to the dark side of the classy vs trashy line.

dont show your butt while wearing shorts

Here we have a woman sporting the trend in question, but you’ll notice that her butt cheeks aren’t exposed.

All is right in the world.

butt cheek no no

Alert. Alert.

You are receiving butt cheek exposure!

There’s really no reason to do this. None.

And look, I’m all for the body and being free. If you feel showing a hint of but cheek is exciting, just commit and wear a bikini bottom everywhere you go. Go for it. You want the attention.

This concludes this butt cheek announcement.

Written by Ryan
Ryan is a southern guy now living in New York City. From business to casual, his style covers a broad spectrum. He loves a great suit, but also appreciates the freedom of an un-tucked shirt and letting loose. Find him on Twitter at @RyanShell.